Big Year Five Mother
       (C) 1993 Music by Persuasion / Lyrics by N.Thomas

        Big year five mother pushing at me
        Built like Goliath and intelligence-free
        A two-mile walk I've got to suffer his squawk
        And he keeps on pushing with his big mother talk
        Life I see ain't simple and free
        With a big year five mother pushing, pushing at me

                It's a starry-eyed blinkered view of modern life
                A self-righteous overrated stubborn lie
                And who the hell are you trying to impress?
                How can you throw your weight so easily?
                How can you get a kick out of this jumped-up macho shit?

        Girls in four always trying to score
        With the big year five mother wiping the floor
        I've got to count every blessing, every facial expression
        Cause you just can't account for adolescent depression
        When the big year five mothers pushing at me
        I turn around bottle out walk away free